The Reasons Why I Hate SAW

Overview:  What  a thoughtful man the Jigsaw killer was.  He had so much faith in humanity, that when people were not being "all that they can be", he dresses up like Wilber from "Charlotte's Web", then plants them in a life-or-death situation.  Seriously how can they call him a killer? To me he sounds like peaches and cream.


It started out good:  When I saw the first "SAW" movie I was actually quite impressed, not with the violence but with the shocking ending; I would have been willing to give the movie 2 stars for effort.  Also the Last "SAW" had an OK ending.


Then it sunk like a child's voice after puberty:  Do ya'll know that annoying sound when you have a CD skip repeatedly in the car?  Well that's the SAW series.  As each installment comes out, I hoped to see more people actually SURVIVE one of Jigsaw's traps, and a couple do, but it became a broken record because EVERYONE WAS DYING!  It became so bad that I would even fast forward some of the trap scenes, and not because they were gross, but because it was the same old crappy song... Kind of like NSYNC or something.  In "SAW THE FINAL CHAPTER"  there wasn't a single person who survived, and while scratching my armpits i'm thinking to myself, "What in the Sam Heel is the point?!"


The Ugly: The ugly truth about this one? It's crap.  I'm giving it half a star because of two reasons, 1. there were a few good twists, and 2. I like the actors Cary Elwes and Donnie Wahlberg.  Other than those two reasons, do yourself a favor and watch something more worthwhile.  I would have preferred running around a rainbow with Barney, but I digress.

1/2 a star out of 5