G.I. Joe: Rise of the Cobra

Overview: The no-emotion fella from "Dear John" gets recruited with his Wayne Brother by an eliet team of super soldiers, and together they conquer the bad super soldiers.

The Good: like the rest of Stephen Sommer's movies, this one has some excellent action, so you have to give it some credit.  There are some roses within this garden of weeds when it comes to the acting.  Sienna Miller and Channing Tatum help save some of the movie moments, and for that I am eternally grateful.

The Bad: Oh boy, how do I explain this?  Experiencing this movie is equivalent to the amount of pain a person with Crohn's disease would go through after eating an entire tub of cauliflower, and many of you know the outcome of that experience stinks!.. and how? haha!  The problem with this movie is how ridiculous it is!!!  I couldn't even watch this movie in one sitting, I instead had to come back to it, and finish the last 30 minutes a month later.  All of the characters are silly, and even though Channing Tatum and Seinna Miller tried to save the scenes, it was futile against the crappy "Power Ranger-quality" cast.  I do have to point out that the stupidest part of this movie is how the enemy's base (the size of New York) was underwater, especially since it looked 100% exactly like Jar Jar Bink's home from "The Phantom Menace";  I actually half expected Jar Jar Binks to be involved with the bad guys, since they're guests in his pad.

The Ugly: Other than some of the action, there is nothing redeemable about this movie.  I don't want to mention any names, so I'll just call him Brad Pitt, but had that person not been a really close friend of mine, then I would of had to hunt him down and feed him to a herd of Wombats, all because he wanted me to finish this movie!  It is not worth it to see this movie, although I thoroughly enjoyed making fun of it for an hour.  If anyone is curious about this film, then that person can go on youtube and look up the action scenes.  This will prevent the person from becoming depressed, which is what happens when you watch the whole thing.

 0 out of 5