Home Sweet Home

This is proof that movie trailers can lie to you.  When I saw an awesome commercial for Home Sweet Home on another film I was psyched, because I remember seeing that movie at the video store and thought to myself, “dang girl!  I dun can rent that this weekend”, so I did.  I kept getting confused as to why the movie wasn’t as good as the trailer, and eventually it led me to a state of denial where I would tell myself “the movie is going to get better… Now!”, and I would repeat that up until the credits started rolling.  It should be obvious by now that this is a terrible movie, and I am much more likely to test pepper spray on my eyes than view this piece of crap… actually no I wont, that sounds terrible.  The story is simple in that a young woman on the verge of being bankrupt moves out to a cabin located somewhere in the Utah desert, and while there she receives a visit from a couple nut jobs.  That’s the first thing this movie got wrong is the bad guys, to be quite frank they weren’t even that evil, and if anything they were such amateurs that I would have invited them into my home for hot coco and not fear that they’re going to shawshank me.  I feel partly the only reason they became sociopathic towards our heroine is because she was some-kind-of-stupid.  I love myself a good low budget Horror film, but that doesn’t mean that they’re all good.  More often then not, many of those low budget Horror films are huge letdowns, like when a brother stares at a hot girl walking down the street while he's driving, and once he passes her, he sees that she's a brother herself!

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